However, since all research is truly ongoing, I would appreciate any and all feedback related to the actual success of these lines. Please do let me know the specifics of the incident and what occured so we can make a more thorough analysis!
Without ado, the ten pick-up lines I hypothesize would bring about victory with the female felines:
- Were you put in the pound earlier? It must be illegal to look that good!
- Get out of my dreams, and get into my carrier!
- If you were in a cat show, you'd be a 9.999. However, you'd get a 10 if you were with me.
- Please help a stray. Take me home with you!
- Excuse me, but are you in heat? [Female: Why?] Because you're making me hot!
- What's a nice feline like you doing in a place like this?
- Your paws must be tired because you've been running through my mind all night.
- Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
- What's the name of your perfume? "Catch of the Day"?
- Baby, you're so addictive, you'd put catnip out of business.