This is my Aunt Diana. I have no idea what is on her tongue, but the fact that she wants to show it off is more than a bit unnerving.
This is my Uncle Gino. I'm not sure what he is doing with those plates, but then again, I don't know that I want to know.
Apparently, there's also an Uncle Vince and Uncle Steve, but they were not there when my human pet went to visit. I don't know that I want to see any photos of them. These photos have taught me that even when I thought I knew all there was to know about human behavior, I learned that I still have much more to understand.