Tuesday, June 20, 2006
10. I can eat all the stinky goodness I want because he's not there to hog it all.
9. I don't have to listen to his obnoxious snoring when he falls asleep.
8. I get to play with all of the toys now without having to compete with him.
7. I can watch all of the R-rated movies I want to with The Mama, and no big, fat gingerboy is going to jump on top of me to ruin the experience!
6. It's amusing just to see how he tries to talk to that Phil guy in the morning. I don't think he realizes Phil doesn't speak Cat-onese.
5. The litter box has been exceptionally clean lately without him here.
4. He's so going to need those eardrops when he comes back home!
3. I don't need to ask His Highness' permission if I can sit on the couch.
2. Guests who come over actually spend time with me now because the Attention Hog is not around.
1. I can cuddle and snuggle with The Mama all day long!
Posted by Zeus at 3:35 PM