The human pet said the lady at the bakery thought "Isis" was a boy's name. Har!
Isis can smell stinky goodness from a mile away.
Clearly, Isis never saw a proper feline bed before. She told me later that initially, she thought it was a huge gaping mouth attempting to devour her.
Isis didn't really understand how to play with her new Cat Charmer soooo...
I showed her how! Attack!
It was embarassing though when the Cat Charmer charmed me into submission.
Then, the human pet brought out a paper towel with a huge pile of catnip on it. I was so ashamed of her, and as a result, I took no part in these shenanigans. After all, I have an example to set. But Isis...well...
First, she screamed, "Mine! All mine, you fat embecile!" I found this a bit harsh.
Then she yelled, "Oh, you smell so good!"
She stuck her tongue out at me facetiously, mocking my strict no-catnip stance.
You can tell from this picture how high she was by how her pupils are dilated and have that greenish tint.
Of course, in the end, she crashed. She was in this position for over an hour. The human pet believed (and rightfully so!) that Isis had overdosed. I just couldn't believe the scandalous position Isis put herself in by laying this way. It was enough to make me blush, and I do not blush easily!