Monday, May 01, 2006

Party Like It's 1999...or 2006!

The human pet said the lady at the bakery thought "Isis" was a boy's name. Har!

Isis can smell stinky goodness from a mile away.

Clearly, Isis never saw a proper feline bed before. She told me later that initially, she thought it was a huge gaping mouth attempting to devour her.

Isis didn't really understand how to play with her new Cat Charmer soooo...

I showed her how! Attack!

It was embarassing though when the Cat Charmer charmed me into submission.

Then, the human pet brought out a paper towel with a huge pile of catnip on it. I was so ashamed of her, and as a result, I took no part in these shenanigans. After all, I have an example to set. But Isis...well...

First, she screamed, "Mine! All mine, you fat embecile!" I found this a bit harsh.

Then she yelled, "Oh, you smell so good!"

She stuck her tongue out at me facetiously, mocking my strict no-catnip stance.

You can tell from this picture how high she was by how her pupils are dilated and have that greenish tint.

Of course, in the end, she crashed. She was in this position for over an hour. The human pet believed (and rightfully so!) that Isis had overdosed. I just couldn't believe the scandalous position Isis put herself in by laying this way. It was enough to make me blush, and I do not blush easily!

21 comments:

Diva Kitty's Mom said...

Happy Purrday Isis!

William said...

Oh. My. Looks like Isis had one FUN birthday! Happy birthday, Isis!

(And Zeus? I think you should let your fur down and partake in the fun!)

=^..^= said...

Happee Happee Purthday, Isis! Go get a purthday kissy from your bruffer!

~Bombay

DEBRA said...

Isis girl

You had one happy purrday, didn't ya? Woo woo live it up!!

*Abby

cat_aunty said...

Happy birthday Isis!! Glad you had fun!!!

The Meezers said...

looks like efurryone hadded a good time Zeus, even if Isis was a bit - uh- nipped up. you can always use the pikshurs against her to get her to do what you want.
what mom? that's called blackmail and it's not nice? oh. well, i would still do that. - Sammy

Aloysius said...

Happy Birthday, Isis! You're one lucky kitty.

Kukka-Maria said...

Zeus, I had no idea you were a teetotaler! No catnip for you, huh? Are you a recovering addict or just have a personal policy to never touch the stuff?

Isis, congrats on what appears to be a wonderful birthday! You pooping out at the end of the night reminds me of what (I'm told) I did at Mardi Gras!

Happy Birthday! Many happy returns...

Gemini said...

Wow! What a wild purthday she had. I wonder if I will get as fun of a day? I wonder what mine is?

Les Trois Chats said...

heeheehee - Happy birthday, Isis!

Luna said...

Happy Purrthday Isis!!!
Feliz cumpleaños y que cumplas muchos más. Un besito Luna =^^=

George, Tipper, Max & Misty said...

Poor Isis needs professional help with her 'nip problem. Have her join Catnip Anonymous. We're a very caring group.

George

Fat Eric said...

Happy Purrthday Isis! Sounds like everyone had a whale of a time... That new cat bed is almost like mine, except mine is blue with a cream lining. I find it very snuggly in winter but too hot in summer. Hope you enjoy it!

Scooby, Shaggy & Scout said...

WE WANT A CAT CHARMER! Nice party you two. Good looking cake even if it had blue words. Blue is our mom's favorite color! And Bee-u-tee-ful cat bed. You're gonna love it Isis!

Lone Star Purrs said...

Happy Purrfday Isis! Looks like you had a blast!

Patches & Mittens said...

Isis and Mittens are a lot alike in the nip department! They just can't seem to handle themselves at all.........

Magoo, Smudge, Bella & Dolce said...

Happy Purrthday Isis!

Now whip that cake on the floor.

Oreo said...

Happy Belated Purrthday Isis! Sorry I got here late. Glad you guys had so much fun!

Bonnie Underfoot said...

Isis, live it up! Lying happily on the floor like that is a girl thing; Zeus is just jealous. Did your brain fall out? Mine does. It's wonderfully relaxing to lie there, upside down, staring into space. Happy purrthday and many more!

Victor Tabbycat said...

We gots that toy! It's a good one. Keeps wiggling and doesn't fall apart when you put the bite on it.
Hippo Birdy Two Ewes,
Hippo Birdy Two Ewes,
Hippo Birdy Dear Isis,
Hippo Birdy Two Ewes!

KXBC said...

Happy Purrday Isis. Go show your brother how wonderful catnip is.

Meow, Kim Kim