Monday, May 01, 2006

Analogies that should be on the GRE but aren't

Hello studious feline friends and apt human pets,

My human pet has been studying the analogies section of her workbooks for the G-R-E. Now, I am just becoming familiar with the concept of analogies, but I decided I would write some of my own to help my human pet in her efforts.

The answers are at the bottom. Remember: No cheating!

1. CAT CHOW:FOOD ::

a. Arm & Hammer:litter
b. bowl:water
c. fur:claw

2. PURRING:MOTOR RUNNING ::

a. stinky goodness:delicious
b. niptini:meowgarita
c. millions:squillions

3. GINGER:BEST ::

a. tuxedo:blaise
b. calico:incomparable
c. off-color:immodest

4. ISIS:HELLION ::

a. scratching post:enjoyment
b. Kitty Hoots:toy
c. scooper:clean

5. ZEUS:SAINT ::

a. master:slave
b. pet store:goodies
c. Pit'r Pat:treats



I will write more later, my friends. Tonight is Isis' birthday party so we need some time to prepare. I will see to having some pictures taken so I can share the event with all of you.

But first...a nap,

5 comments:

Gemini said...

I don't get it. Why do humans not just say what they think?

Kukka-Maria said...

Happy Birthday to Isis (I know, Zeus...I'm sure it pains you to think we might like her)!

I got all of your suggested GRE questions correct. Should I be applying to grad school? Will they make exceptions for royal felines without highschool diplomas or undergrad degrees?

I learned today that I may be smarter than we once believed was possible! Thanks, Zeus!

PrincessMia said...

Happy Purrthday, Isis. I'll add your date to the Purrthday List. Zeus, let me know your date to, so I can add it.

Scooby, Shaggy & Scout said...

Duhhhhhhhhh

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