Friday, May 14, 2010

What's a little pee between friends?

I don't know what the pet's problem is.

Honestly.

She should understand that I have standards.

The pet decided it would be a FANTASTIC idea to try the new World's Best Cat Litter. You know, the one made from corn? She thought it would help us become more 'green', but all it did was make me more constipated.

It beeping sucks!

I wasn't about to walk on shredded corn husks and have kernels of recycled golden nuggets in between my toes. I'm sorry, but I didn't sign up to poo in a compost heap! And this whole idea of it being safe for me to clean my paws after I do my business is pure bullshit - though, to be fair, bulls probably have higher standards than pooing in used cornbits.

So what did I do?

I peed all over the dining room, the living room, and for shiggles, I went for the hallway too.

The human pet then had to clean everything when she came home.

Let that be a lesson to her for even thinking of being environmentally conscious!

Give me my sand, baking soda, and odor crystals! Give them to me NOW!

ZEUS

10 comments:

Simba said...

Zeus! Noooo!!!!!!!!

My human pet switched me over to Swheatscoop litter and I was fine with it. It is very small particles, like the clumping clay litters. Though I doubt your pet would be willing to try another one after your pee session.

Cheysuli and gemini said...

You go Zeus. We are not particularly picky about our litter but we are still using our Breeze--even if it isn't environmentally friendly because it keeps the odor down so well.

Tom, Tama-Chan, Sei-Chan, Yuu-Chan and Bibi-Chan said...

Litter is truly a delicate matter, and cannot be just changed at the whim of the humans!

Mack said...

Apparently it is NOT the world's best cat litter. And who thought that up anyway??!!

Anonymous said...

Poor Zeus,
I hope this is the last time your human pet does something like this without consulting you first.
Jake the red tabby

Max said...

Dood, that was pretty much my reaction to it, too. I peed all over the place, and pooped right outside the box. The People were not too upset my my unwillingness to use it, though, because they thought the smell was awful...

Angel and Kirby said...

We tried it and we would pee in the one box that has it. But when they put it in both boxes, we did the poo on the floor!

Cory said...

My mom wouldn't let us try it because...well...there are 8 of us and we actually agree on the litter we currently have. Can you imagine if 8 of us went on a litter strike!!!!!????

Continue to tell it like it is Zeus!

The Crew said...

Bravo, Zeus...brav-O! You 'da Man!!!

Mom tried that litter, too, but we didn't like the change from our usual stuff. Fortunately, as a trial, she only put it in one litterbox but no one used that box much, so she gave up.

The Meezers or Billy said...

good job! our the mom made us try that. Nicky LOVES it.