Thursday, May 27, 2010

Ch-ch-ch-ch-chANGES!

So Bob didn't end up being a demonic killer. In fact, he was an older gentleman with southern manners. However, it seemed that the third plumbing contractors the pet had contacted decided to stand her up. Now, a plumbing leak detection firm and Bob will be coming back on Friday afternoon to have a look-see into the problem.

Have I mentioned the pet's nervousness in regards to watching her rooms be ripped apart? If not, it's quite entertaining to observe, and I highly suggest it sometime.

As if that didn't stress her out enough, one of her brothers is moving in with her as well. He flies in tonight. He will only be staying the summer, and did we mention that he hates animals? He has ailurophobia and cynophobia. In other words, he's scared of cats and dogs. He's already threatened to "accidentally" throw open the front door to free us.

I like this guy already. I see many fun times in my future.

Oh well, Ares. It was nice knowin' you.

ZEUS

9 comments:

Angel and Kirby said...

Your uncle better watch out! Your Mom may open the door and throw him out!

Eric and Flynn said...

He hates animals? Maybe he could live in the garden.

Cheysuli and gemini said...

How can he hate animals? If the door is accidentally thrown open, perhaps he should accidentally be thrown out?

Zippy, Sadie and Speedy said...

He hates animals? Why would he live with someone, even if they're his sister, who has animals? Maybe he needs a tent in the backyard.

The Island Cats said...

How can anybody be scared of cats and dogs??

The Meezers or Billy said...

if he does that, the whole cb will come down there and invade his room. or, maybe just us.

we hopes that you help him get ofur his fear.

and good luck with BOB, he may still be evil

Entre Nous said...

The Great Gatsby agrees with the Tent-Sayers.....

The Crew said...

OK, no one knows this new Uncle Pet, but it already seems we're all against him. You need to remind him just who has seniority there.

Anonymous said...

Zeus, you will have to show him who's boss as soon as he moved in, he has to live by your rules.
Good luck,
Jake the red tabby