Sunday, April 11, 2010

I need a plan of attack

Has it really been over a month since I found time to sneak onto the computer to post anything?

How sad is that?

Of course, the human pet has time to farm her digital farm and shoot people on behalf of her mafia on Facebook. Far be it for me to stop her from planting her pixeled tulips or collecting weapons depot items. Am I really asking for too much to have a set day to do my thing?

Any suggestions on how to win her over would be appreciated.

18 comments:

Nomi said...

I agree. You should have a spechul day just for your bloggie.

Angel Simba said...

I did Photo Hunters for the first time Yesterday. Maybe she would set aside Saturdays to do that with you. Just a thought. Nice to hear from you again.

Gemini and Ichiro said...

When you learn that answer please post and let me know. I am sick of the pixalated sheep and tulips and eggplants (who needs real eggplant much less fake?!)

Memories of Eric and Flynn said...

Put your paw down and tell her she's not to go on that Facebook thing. That's what we did with our mum.

Noll's Nip said...

MOL....seems like the same thing is happening over here. My Own spend about an hour today buying sheep & pigs and rearranging them! She hasn't blogged much since Farmville came into her life!

An Unlicensed Therapist said...

Dear Zeus,

You are one poor, confused, neutered boy. Clearly you and the “human pet” need to start intensive therapy together.

You shouldn’t be trying to “win her over.” You are clearly the victim here. You have been neglected. She should be trying to kiss your ass, not vice versa.

She should be sick with guilt about the way she has neglected you and caused your legions of fans great sorrow. Her priorities are clearly out of wack. She needs to be set straight. I would like to volunteer my show as a forum for you to work out your differences.

Sincerely,

Dr. Phil.

PS: I want to emphasize that I’m using the phrase “ass kissing” metaphorically. Ass kissing between species is a behavior I don’t condone. Although, it might be an interesting show topic during sweeps week.

The Island Cats said...

Everytime you see her go on that Facebook-thing, go sit on the keyboard...then she won't be able to farm or shoot Mafia people...

Shaggy and Scout said...

Tell her your fans come first.
We Want Zeus!

Angel, Kirby and Max said...

Tell her your friends miss you very much!

Quill and Greyson said...

I was just thinking how much I missed you too! I'm glad I hardly let Mom go to FB!

SeaThreePeeO said...

We have the same problem. It's getting worse since she discovered Blipfoto.com!

We suggest chewing wires and hairballs, lots and lots of hairballs!

The Crew said...

I feel for you, Zeus. You must have a serious talk with your Pet about her performance, or should I say lack thereof!

Anonymous said...

Zeus,
I miss you, I agree with Eirc and Flynn, you have to put your foot down.
Jake the red tabby

Tama-Chan, Benny, Vidock, Violette, Ollie, Heloise, Momo, Ryu said...

OH NO!!!! Not another decent human being who is lost to Farmville and Mafia Wars! We can't stand it!!!!!

BITE HER!

Cory said...

We jump up and stand in front of the computer or walk on the keyboard unless it's about my blog. It takes awhile but they learn.

The Meezers or Billy said...

tell her to get you your own facebook account - soon you will have more friends than she does (Billy has significantly more friends than the mom does) and it will be more fun for YOU to do the farming and raising kittens and stuff like that - and then you can ignore HER.

Just a thought

Arran, Arthur and Mum said...

Delete the fb. It the only way to win.

Teri and her Stylish Adventure Cats said...

Our mewmie doesn't have time for virtual farms, wars, trees or pets...her real ones keep her way to busy. We don't have any suggestions on how to help your mewmie get that monkey off her back, though...