Saturday, January 16, 2010

Taking no crap from Rice Cakes

Imagine my surprise this past week when I looked at my inbox and found the following:

Dear Zeus,

Thank you for putting Willis on your litter list. It gave us extra inspiration this week.

Na-Na-Na!

Sincerely,

Ray Rice

I don't know what's worse: Having the Baltimore Ravens thank me for their stomping of New England, or cheering for the Indianapolis Colts this afternoon. When Baltimore fills one hand with jewelry like the human pet's Steelers, perhaps I'd consider entertaining the prospect of having a discussion with them, and when Indianapolis actually completes a perfect season without throwing it away just to rest players, perhaps they'll gain my respect again.

Regardless, thank you, Mr. Rice for reminding me that I have better things to do with my time than to sit down and watch your magnificent playoff game this afternoon. For even having written this letter to me, you too shall be added to my Litter List.

Good day, Sir.



3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Hahaha!!
Your litter list is growing fast.

Zeus said...

Ah, sweet vindication is mine.

The Meezers and Billy said...

this litter list of yours - it gets results, doesn't it!