Fellow toms and hoo-hah-challenged friends,
With freezing temperatures hitting the nation, it's important to winterize your God-given accessories. I am, of course, referring to your balls. With that in mind, consider this solution: The Cozy, Seamless Man Mitt, a.k.a. the Willie Warmer, a.k.a. the Peter Heater.
For only $4.00, it's certainly a bargain to make sure you don't freeze your nuts off this weekend.