Tuesday, January 05, 2010

Are you quailified?


No matter how bad the economy might be, I have yet to resort to getting my own job. Sure, I stimulated the economy, but really, I never had a true intention of obtaining a solid income. How would I ever be able to face myself in the mirror if I had a job, knowing I had forsaken my sloth-like feline instincts?

Needless to say, humans do very good work in reinforcing my continuing theory that felines are superior to their species. As a result, they can do all of the work while we remain comfortably at home, licking our precious paws. Consider this recent posting I saw for a local automotive shop:

Brake Specialist Wanted
We Only Want Quailified Individuals

Apply Within


Pray tell, what is a quailified individual? He sounds delicious. Imagine if he were a qualified quailified individual? Even more scrumptous.

I might just apply so I can meet some quailified individuals and invite them home for dinner. My dinner, that is.

12 comments:

Cheysuli and gemini said...

Wow... now they want quails rather than people? No wonder our economy is in trouble. I worry about finding jobs that required catified individuals.. then I shall have to get a job...

The Island Cats said...

Hey...today is National Bird Day...and those quails qualify!!

Cory said...

Now what sort of bird brain would apply for that job?

Fin said...

Highly Quailified!

Angel and Kirby said...

I think I saw some Quails around here. may be I need to send them to the break shop!

The Paw Relations said...

MOL that is funny!

The Meezers and Billy said...

MOL!

Anonymous said...

Hahaha; I hope I won't have to prove that I am quailified when I go to look for a new job.

Cliff and Olivia said...

We have another outlook - those birds looks yummy and are threatening to take us off track - well, what? Birdies? No. Oh!

We ensure that our humans can function and go out to get cat food every day. They'd be lost without us. There.

Birdiieeeeesss.

Derby said...

Tasty!

A Few Good Cats said...

We have heard of Thunderbirds and Firebirds, Falcons and Skyhawks, but we never heard of a Quail. Doesn't sound like a good car name to us, but what do we know?

The Furry Kids said...

We need some quailified people over here, too.