Tuesday, December 29, 2009

Thanks, human pseudo-grandma pet

Dear readers,

After a hiatus of nearly three weeks, imagine my surprise when the human pet actually allowed me use of the computer. Between her Mafia Wars, Vampire Wars, and Farmville addictions - let's not forget the imperative need to be on top of the leaderboard in Bejeweled Blitz - she was compelled to let me write. Why the sudden release on her vice grip of my freedom, authorizing me contact with the people who care if I live or die?

I present the following:

Hi Marina,

I am missing Zeus Excuse.

Always know that I love you.

Mom

Oh, human pseudo-grandma pet, I love you. Thank you for giving my pet a swift kick in the digital ass to allow me to finally return to typing. I should look to you more often in the future when such occurrences happen.

Let that be a lesson to you, readers: When all else fails, get your grandma involved to solve your problem. Who can ignore their mystical powers of persuasion? Clearly, they are uber powerful.




13 comments:

The Island Cats said...

Grandmas know best! Good to see you back, Zeus!

Khyra The Siberian Husky And Sometimes Her Mom said...

She rokhks!

Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra

Cheysuli and gemini said...

A very wise idea Zeus... Alas my human has no grandparents... Sigh.

Umm.. don't tell your person about Jungle Jewels--it is a more strategic version of bejeweled blitz...

Eric and Flynn said...

Yayy for your Grandma. Good to see you back Zeus.

Derby said...

Happy Day Zeus! Grandma's know best.

Anonymous said...

I miss you Zeus, so glad to see you're back.

Angel and Kirby said...

We have missed you too, Zeus! As a Gramdma, i agree!

Cliff and Olivia said...

We're glad you're back. We'd like a grandhuman as cool as yours.

Tom, Tama-Chan, Sei-Chan, Yuu-Chan said...

Hmmmmmm... we don't actually have a grandma, but we are also pleased to report that our #1 has refused point blank to get involved in Farmville, Mafia Wars and all other similar drains on blogging energy. Phew!

Good to see you, Zeus!

TC said...

Grandmas know best...

Bone said...

Haha. It takes things like that to make me blog sometimes. I got an email Monday asking me if Festivus had killed me, so I figured I should blog.

David E. Francis said...

Hey Zeus! Missed your blogging the last three weeks. Good to see you are alive and okay.

You are not the only one to return to their blog: Edsel the pooch has a new post. Only after three short monthes! :-)

Dee

The Meezers and Billy said...

YAY! You're back!