Top 10 Wackiest Dog and Cat Names for 2009

DOGS 10. Inspector Foo Foo 9. Kanye East 8. Fluffernutter 7. Mouse Meat 6. Bam-Bam Noodle Butt 5. Angus Sir Loin 4. Lunchbox 3. I Am Sparticus 2. Sergeant Sausage 1. Doogie Schnauzer, Md.

CATS 10. Polly Prissypants 9. Dishwasher 8. Yardsale 7. Thurston Picklesworth III 6. Catzilla 5. Blue Man Chew 4. Eartha Kitty 3. Velvet Elvis 2. Clawed Monet 1. Snag L. Tooth

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Building A Mystery

I'm beginning to suspect that Anonymous is really my human pseudo-grandma in disguise. I went through some of my older posts and compiled a series of comments that I think proves my case. I present them to you now in reverse chronological order:

December 29, 2009

Anonymous said...

I miss you Zeus, so glad to see you're back.

December 6, 2009

Anonymous said...

Ares sure likes his steak.

November 18, 2009

Anonymous said...

Ares, hope the fish oil will make you feel better.

November 17, 2009

Anonymous said...

Zeus,
Sorry to hear about Ares' eyes.
Don't worry you won't be in the rut for much longer just hold on until the holidays come then there'll be soo much excitement.

October 27, 2009

Anonymous said...

Zeus,
Enjoy the peace and quiet, hopefully no one will ring your door bell

October 19, 2009

Anonymous said...

Zeus,
I like your pumpkin; hope Isis and Ares helped out too.

So what do you think? Is it her? Is it someone else? Cast your vote now!

Thanks, human pseudo-grandma pet

Dear readers,

After a hiatus of nearly three weeks, imagine my surprise when the human pet actually allowed me use of the computer. Between her Mafia Wars, Vampire Wars, and Farmville addictions - let's not forget the imperative need to be on top of the leaderboard in Bejeweled Blitz - she was compelled to let me write. Why the sudden release on her vice grip of my freedom, authorizing me contact with the people who care if I live or die?

I present the following:

Hi Marina,

I am missing Zeus Excuse.

Always know that I love you.

Mom

Oh, human pseudo-grandma pet, I love you. Thank you for giving my pet a swift kick in the digital ass to allow me to finally return to typing. I should look to you more often in the future when such occurrences happen.

Let that be a lesson to you, readers: When all else fails, get your grandma involved to solve your problem. Who can ignore their mystical powers of persuasion? Clearly, they are uber powerful.

Steak

Umm, and this is...?

The things I find when I try to clean out the photos on my computer. I need to have a talk with the human pet's youngest brother.