Wednesday, October 14, 2009

Easy. Breezy. Beautiful. Claws to the face.

Dear Mama,

You'd better not even think about putting your patty-cake foundation, sticky-icky mascara, or poopy plum lipstick on me! Just because you saw this woman do it, doesn't mean you have to. The voices in my head say we're fan-freaking-tastic looking like a clown on our own, and I believe them.











P.S. Don't even think about sitting me down to file my nails. I'll file them myself...on your backside!

11 comments:

Simba said...

We are speechless.

Angel and Kirby said...

OK, that is strange. It takes all kinds !

The Meezers said...

oh Isis, really? is your the mom nutso too? At least ours knows that we is boys so she doesn't try the makeup thing. but sharpening claws in the moms hiney - fabulous idea!

Anonymous said...

Isis, you are a gorgeous girl, no need for any clown makeup.

The Crew said...

OK, that woman is just weird.

Isis dear, fortunately we girl cats are naturally beautiful and need no artificial enhancement like monkeys or humans. Perhaps a little jewelry around our neck, but that's all.

Tipper & Misty

Shaggy, Scooby and Scout said...

We agree there must be other ways she can bond with you, Isis! How about sharing a tuna sandwich?

SeaThreePeeO said...

Odd, very odd!

Zippy, Sadie and Speedy said...

Diamonds yes, make-up no.

Cheysuli and gemini said...

Yeah-no makeup here...

Bob-kat said...

Zeus, I don't think you need to worry, as your human pet does not seem to be a crazy woman, which is what that other woman clearly is.

The Furry Kids said...

First of all, creepy.

Second, your title made Mama snort coffee right out her nose. hee hee

Love,
Tazo