The suitcases are coming out again. I can't believe the human pet is going to be leaving me, especially at Halloween! Who will hand out the candy to the little kiddies? Who will frighten Isis throughout the night? Who will send FrankenAres out to torture the masses?
Who will convince the trick-or-treaters that my human pet is harmless?
This is just not right.
Now, I'm going to be pouting all day.