My human pet is a great, big disappointment. I cannot believe that she is unable to locate such simple things as a rabbit in a garden, a big, scary bug, or a garden gnome. Maybe she's not really taking Ares for a walk; perhaps, she is merely visiting the neighbors and then coming home claiming to have walked him.
Irregardless, it's money out of her pocket.
Congratulations to Eric and Flynn, The Meezers, and Shaggy, Scooby, and Scout. One dollar will be donated on each of your behalves to Laney's quest for Mutt Strut Poster Pooch 2010.
Fin, you will be happy to know the human pet did manage to find a cat in "the wild". I put wild in quotes since I think she stretched the truth quite a bit. You can be the judge.