Ares enjoys running into the human pet's bedroom and stealing her underwear from the hamper. Note to viewer: The underwear pictured in these photos was actually clean for a change as he had stolen it from the clean clothes' basket.
He will run around the entire the house with her underwear in his mouth. As you can see, he enjoys wrapping himself in the silkiness. When the human pet comes home, she must make an entire sweep of the premises, picking up her drawers along the way.
And now, my secret revealed...
Yes, it is true. I sometimes enjoy watching tampons expand in water. I cannot help it. I blame my sister, Isis, for teaching me this undeniably enjoyable and highly addictive pasttime. Waiting for them to expand in the water is nothing but true bliss to me. Forgive me, my fellow toms, but it is time the world knew.