Sunday, May 10, 2009

Romeo's Challenge: An Undercover Expose

I have decided to document the strange and bizarre antics of my sibling, Ares, for entry into Romeo's current contest. Also, since I believe it's important to sometimes take risks and expose oneself all in the name of winning prizes, I will also showcase a secret of mine that I rarely allow others to see. Prepare yourself for what you are about to see is shocking. Viewer discretion is advised.

The Tale of The Underwear Thief


Ares enjoys running into the human pet's bedroom and stealing her underwear from the hamper. Note to viewer: The underwear pictured in these photos was actually clean for a change as he had stolen it from the clean clothes' basket.


He will run around the entire the house with her underwear in his mouth. As you can see, he enjoys wrapping himself in the silkiness. When the human pet comes home, she must make an entire sweep of the premises, picking up her drawers along the way.


And now, my secret revealed...

The Tale of The Tempting Tampon


Yes, it is true. I sometimes enjoy watching tampons expand in water. I cannot help it. I blame my sister, Isis, for teaching me this undeniably enjoyable and highly addictive pasttime. Waiting for them to expand in the water is nothing but true bliss to me. Forgive me, my fellow toms, but it is time the world knew.


25 comments:

Khyra The Siberian Husky And Sometimes Her Mom said...

Khwite the expose!

My mom had to hang her bag of 'things' away from her past khanines!

Happy Mother's Day!

Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra

Teri and the cats of Furrydance said...

at least both items were "clean"...worse has happened here are furrydance, and that's all we are gonna say!

Cheysuli and gemini said...

Now there is one major expose!

Angel said...

Is there a 12 step program for either of you!

Lorenza said...

You and Ares sure had secrets!
Haaaa!
Thanks for sharing them!
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza

Tuck said...

My mom said she is gonna hide the tampons from me now. I sometimes like to drag her bras through the apartment.

The Monkeys said...

That is really quirky but cute! Good luck in the contest

Jasmim said...

OMG, that is so cute!

Jas & Gi

Fin said...

Mommy's friend had a panty eater, so it could be worse...

Zeus, I highly recommend pushing the toilet paper roll into the toilet, talk about expansion!

Cory said...

Ares, I love you...dirty underwear is the best...try the socks, those are pretty awesome...

Reese =^..^= said...

Hmmmm. I'm purrdy sure yous gonna win the contest!

Cliff and Olivia said...

We think you're very brave to tell the world! The pictures made us laugh.

The tampon looks kind of like a small white mouse with a long tail, must be lots of fun.

Eric and Flynn said...

Haha! Double expose!
When I was a little kitty I found the box of tampons and ripped them to shreds. I never tried them in water though. Looks like I missed out there.
How are you and Ares getting on now? We have been locked up for two weeks and are all behind with what's going on.

Pinky Ash and Boo said...

It just goes to show we all have our funny habits. Thanks for opening up Zeus.

Mack said...

Oh yeah - Bostons LOVE undies! Mom had to throw a pair of torn Hanes away just this very morning!

That tampon thing looks very interesting!

The Meezers said...

HAHAHAHAHA. Zeus, does Tampanator 3000 bring back memories? You and Kukka haf the same obsession!

The Creek Cats said...

Hahaha, you guys are a trip!!!!
Good luck in the contest and thanks so much for participating and your generous donation!

Tom, Tama-Chan and Sei-Chan said...

Well... you do have an interesting array of pastimes, don't you? We can imagine your mistress's distress at having to run around the house retrieving her undies....

The Island Cats said...

Hahahaha! You ought to see what we pull out of the bathroom trash sometimes!!!

Petra said...

hahaha! You are funny! My favorite underwear are bras, and I've ruined more than one in my short life-time!

About the tampon...it sure looks interesting but we don't have any of those things around here because my mom is toooooo old!

Shaggy, Scooby and Scout said...

You guys will never be bored with the human away, you entertain yourselves sooooo well!!!!!
Thanks for the moms day wishes, it was an "ok" day for her.

The Crew said...

Zeus...I'm in shock! We must get you into therapy right away. I mean, really...tampons?! Don't you think that's just...well, I mean, I can see Isis being interested in those, but YOU?! I know you're missing your hoo-has and all, but dude, have some self respect!

George

Jan's Funny Farm said...

Boy, did we ever come around at an interesting post occasion!

To answer your question, wecame by to let you know we have explained a Gizzy in today's post.

Ayatollah Mugsy said...

I, too, have struggled with underwear addiction. Allah be with you both.

The Furry Kids said...

That was very brave of you to tell your secret to the world. Titus is more of a sock fan. We must investigate these tampon things. Sounds interesting...

EG