Monday, March 16, 2009

You can't hide from me!

Honestly...

I just started blogging again, getting into the swing of things, and feeling good, but now, I suspect that is all going to come to an end.

I hear rumors. Whispering talk. A two syllable word that rhymes with guppie. Or yuppie. While I know my human pet could be misconstrued for a young urban professional, I hardly think she fits that mold to a tee. I know we have no fish, so I'm pretty sure that I might need some more Epi-Otic to clean out my ears to really know what's happening around here.

There's a road trip being planned as well. Some place called Weatherford, Texas. I looked it up online, and I found out that it's 45 minutes outside of Fort Worth. I'm certain we don't know anyone from there so I'm not sure who the pet is planning on visiting.

After listening to ripping and tearing sounds from the kitchen, I crawled into the garbage bag to discover a itsy-bitsy piece of paper. The only scrap of a clue I have is this:

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Apparently, the human pet is even hiding evidence from me. I think she believes she's smarter than me, but I'm going to have to show her just how misled she is. I'm going to find out, so help me! She can't keep secrets from me in my own house!








15 comments:

The Meezers said...

what in the h-e-double-hockeysticks is THAT thing? We don't think ALIEN rhymes with guppie. maybe it's a fuppie or a luppie? oooo maybe it's a WUPPIE!!!

Cat with a garden said...

Hi Zeus! Thank you for visiting us! Mom is awfully slow to keep up with things, but she sure wishes your pet all the best for the mid-term exams. Sounds nasty enough! Now, for this strange behaviour: The last time my human behaved that strange she got my sisfur Chilli. I think you can relax though, as that thing on the picture doesn't look like a cat. Phew! Close call though!
Purrs, Siena

Cat with a garden said...

Oh noes! We had a talk with our human and she think you will get a PUPPY! We know quite a lot of cats that have doggie friends and they seem to be very happy. Check ot the Poupounette and JB's Small World if you don't already know them.
Eh, that is just in case you ARE getting a pup.
Purrs!

Shilgiah the Cat said...

Uh-Oh! I'm pretty sure the thing you are getting slobbers and jumps around and it starts with a "P". And it does a lot of "Pee" around and doesn't know how to use a litter box like a civilized feline. Good luck man!

Max said...

Doood....nooooo! Do you still have claws? SHARPEN THEM IMMEDIATELY! Start working on your growl and hissing. Evil things are coming your way...

Angel said...

OH Noes! A four legged tail wagging guppy!

Cheysuli and gemini said...

I wonder if that word was PUPPY?

brandi said...

Wait, I have a woofie friend named Maggie and she is really cool with kitties. She has a kitty sisfur named Haley, and they hang out together all the time. Maggie has camed here and even I like her. She plays with kitty toys with her sisfur all the time. She even likes Temptations. Wait, that could be bad news....

Shaggy, Scooby and Scout said...

Guppy, Yuppie........
....... omg........PUPPY?
Say it ain't so!
Zeus, if that's what's going down remember you are the ALPHA CAT. That dog is an underling. Make sure you make that abundantly clear to it right away!!!

A Few Good Cats said...

Zeus, this is serious. A d*g-kitten in the house is disturbing indeed. Keep us posted, and if we can do anything to help, let us know...

Tuck said...

Uh oh Zeus. I think you are going to be getting a baby woofie. You must put your best mancat foot forward to show it who is the boss.

Derby said...

Oh no, could it be a PUPPIE??!! She is bringing home a wooffie!

Pink Chihuahua Princess said...

Thanks for visiting us Zeus! Keep us posted. We are so woof (excited) to see what's up. Don't stop blogging...we'll miss you!!!!

DaisyMae Maus said...

Uh, oh ... I think that you're in for a whole lotta trouble, Zeus!
DMM

The Crew said...

I can't believe this! She's getting a p...(gak, cough)...a pup...(choke, gasp)...oh my cats, it's so awful I can't even say the word. Have you learned nothing from my descriptions of what goes on in my house when my human sisters DAWGS visit? I can't imagine what it would do to my nerves if they lived with me 24/7!!! You have my full sympathy on this Zeus, and if you need a place to stay for a while, you know where to come.

George