Has your pet tried the new coffee flavored Coke?
Sammy and Miles Meezer
Dear Sammy and Miles,
No, she has not, and she will not. She says that's blasphemous to combine two elixirs of life into one steaming pile of crap. Clearly, as always, she's a bit melodramatic over the whole thing.
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