Sunday, July 29, 2007

Let's play the blame game!

Dear Zeus,

Did you and Isis manage to get the house cleaned up before the Human Pet came back from her vacation? How did you manage for food and litter changes while she was away?

Simba

Dear Simba,

It's true that the human pet left us for twelve whole days. It was terrible to be quite honest, and if the human pet tells me she is headed off on another excursion any time soon, I may just throw myself off of a cliff and call it a day!

I blame no one but Isis for the heartache I suffered. It might not have been so bad if had she actually a) covered her poop with the litter like any normal feline, b) not used all the water to expand tampons, c) not ripped the innards from my throne and toss them everywhere, d) listened to every single word I said.

Food and litter changes were taken care of by a very nice human friend of the pet. He fed us daily and saw that the box was cleaned regularly. We're indebted to him for his kindness, even if Isis says she owes him nothing.

As for the housecleaning, it was an ordeal! In the end, I decided the only way to make sure everything was done properly was to do it myself. You can't trust Isis for anything. Sure, she seems so willing to help and do what needs to be done, but then you find her sunbathing by the window, bathing herself in the corner, or napping on the human pet's bed. She's completely lazy, and sometimes, I have no idea why we keep her here.


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6 comments:

Edsel/The Pooch said...

my gosh that was a long time for her to leave you. i'm upset 'bout my Mom goin' away for four days next week. next time, teleport over here and hang (leave your sister at home)

Hot(M)BC said...

Zeus, how many more hours have you got to go, bud? Sanjee's posting a late nite update on your blogging at the Cat Blogosphere. She was going to add how long you have to go, but she's not good with math. What time do you get to finally take a good long nap?
Purrrrrrrs,
your bud Pepi

Zeus said...

The Blogathon ends at 8 am CST for me. It's still a long road to travel...

I think I better start drinking some coffee, but seeing how it gives the human pet the jitters, I can only imagine what it will do to me.

The Meezers said...

Zeus, perhaps YOU can try the coke with coffee to keep you awake.

mommy has to take us on vacation with her. of course, she never goes anywhere except daddy's house.

Samantha & Tigger said...

Keep up the good work Zeus. It's a great thing you are doing! Our Mom was gone for a week so we understand your pain.
Your FL furiends,

Tara said...

Wow Zeus, I'm so impressed you haven't gone whisker first down into your keyboard yet!

So my Mom wants to know, what do cats are cats really thinking of at 3 in the morning????

Tara