Considering this is a source of amusement (and private pain) for me, I decided to enter. For all of my worldly intelligence, my accolades, and my bittersweet wit, I could not for the life of me be more saddened at how I arrived at my blog's name.
You see, I had been stumped myself, and I had asked my human pet to assist me in thinking of a clever and unusual name for my blog. She went immediately to a free online rhyming dictionary and entered my name into the rhyme generator. As the words popped up, she said each of those words with my name, alternating which word came first.
When she hit the word, "excuse", you would have thought she had struck gold.
"That's it! It'll be called 'The Zeus Excuse'!"
At least it wasn't called Deuce Zeus, Goose the Zeus, or Vamoose Zeus!
See if I ever ask her for help again...
My only comfort comes in the form of a web generator:
At least no one else has to suffer this humiliation.
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