Thirteen Reasons My Human Pet Needs A Break
1. A research paper due on Monday, with another one due in two weeks.
2. It's either been fast food or no food for the past few days.
3. She's had a nasty sinus infection for the past four days.
4. Somehow, even though she was sick, she managed to go to work.
5. She's behind on her TiVO.
6. She doesn't remember the last time she's seen some of her friends.
7. She recently bought three books from Amazon. Ask me if she's read any of them.
8. She forgets what a mall looks like.
9. If she hears the terms cultural capital, socioeconomic status, or the name, Bourdieu, she might crack.
10. She's moved Juan Valdez up a few notches on the list, The Top 100 Richest Men in the World.
11. It's news to her that her friends have blogs.
12. Had it not been for my headbutts in the morning, I don't know that she would have woken up.
13. Because 'burning a candle at both ends' just sounds gross.