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After reading yesterday's interview with Colleen Gleason, you might be finding yourself intrigued by the mysterious and alluring world of the Venator. With seductive looks, intense physical training, and keen intelligence, who wouldn't want to lead the adventurous life of an infamous vampire hunter? Read on to discover how today is your chance to travel the path of the Venator!Throughout literature and film, vampires are notorious for having great kill lines: sayings that indicate that a pair of sharp canine teeth are about to imbed themselves in the neck of their chosen victim. Take for instance, Dracula as portrayed by Gary Oldman from the 1992 film: I condemn you to living death. To eternal hunger for living blood. It gives me the willies just typing it!
Venators, though, can have their own kill lines, and as well they should! After all, they're the heros of the story, and a set of classic one-liners can prove to be handy in lifting the mood when faced with perilious odds. Now it is your turn to show your wit and creativity by creating your own Venator kill lines!
Just leave one Venator kill line per comment. Make it interesting, captivating, and original! After having left a comment, you must visit the person above you and leave a comment on his/her blog. Make sure to say Venators rock at Zeus'! The winner of the contest will be the person who leaves the most kill lines by midnight on Thursday, January 4. The results will be announced the next day.
Curious as to what you'll win? Should you be the grand prize winner, you will receive an autographed copy of The Rest Falls Away as well as an autographed stake from Colleen Gleason. With your new book in one hand and your wooden stake in the other, I hardly think you'll find yourself unprepared for any creature of the night to come your way!
Come back often, and make sure to let others know about the contest by posting it on your own blog! If you need inspiration for your kill lines, why not try visiting The Venator Store? After all, a natural-born Venator needs a wickedly awesome outfit when whipping out quick one-liners!
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95 comments:
Since I'm a huge fan of Buffy, here you go.
"Bite me."
"If the apcololyps comes, beep me"
"Mom, I'm a slyer, it's not like I have to ride the little bus to school."
"Is this really the time for Donkey Kong?"
"Look, I'm sorry your honey was a demon"
"Fire bad. Tree pretty."
"Your logic does not resemble our Earth-logic"
"I'm the slayer, and you're playing on my turf."
"I just don't like to rub your nose in it . . Suddenly wondering where that phrase comes from."
"I hope evil takes mastercard" (Faith, another slayer, sometimes on the wrong side.)
"The important thing is I kept up my special birthday tradition of gut-wrenching misery and horror."
"I'm the one getting Single White Femaled here"
"I love that you guys love torches." (since fire can kill them. duh)
And one of my favorites "Brian Boitano doing Carmen, it's a life changer."
"I'm an old fashioned girl. I was raised to believe that men dig up the corpses and women have the babies."
LOL Carmen! Those are some of my favorite lines too!
thanks Colleen, here are some more (i really want to read that book of yours.)
Buffy: "I like my evil like I like my men: evil."
Buffy: "Very manly. Not at all Village People."
Buffy: "Who died and made you John Wayne?"
Buffy: "Wish me monsters"
Buffy: "I've got to stop a crazy from pulling a Carrie at the prom"
Buffy: "I mean, where did I think you got your blood? McPlasmas?"
I'm too scared to think of a good line...well I thought I was and then this one popped into my head...
"Eat Stake and DIE!"
ha ha
Thanks for visiting me today.
BTW: I'm exercising for comments again...1 min per comment on the eliptical trainer.
What we have here is a failure to communicate!
How about this:
"Action is eloquence"
Relax, you look fantastic, a stake in the heart is the latest thing!
Here I go again quoting the Bard. It just sounds so cool!
"I feel within me a peace above all earthly dignities, a still and quiet conscience."
You would make a lovely corpse!
You should have just rolled over and stayed in the coffin this evening.
Ohh I am so sorry, I am such a klutz. I had no intention to impale you with that stake.
Is this one of those magic moments in a relationship?
Since this is something of a cat blog. I offer this tribute to "Cat got your tongue"
Stake got your Heart?
Look at the stake as an ice breaker. You'll be the life of the party the next time the walking dead get together.
"He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death."
- H. H. Munro
Yippee! I'm the first kitty! Here's my line:
"I paw you to death with my bi-coloured paw pads"
"Suffer under my sandpaper tongue"
"I'm going to have an old friend for dinner" (thanks, Beandad!)
"Why, yes, I am the killer of the cockroaches"
"I will slay the octopus"
THese are hilarious!!
"Got Stake"
Now be a good blood sucker and stay still while I pound this stake through your heart.
"Good night sweet prince, though Lord knows you werent sweet"
Afraid taking two asprin and calling the witch doctor in the morning is not going to be very helpful.
How do you like your stake?
Ohh, you wanted your steak bloody not a bloody stake.
Sorry Vlad, I just wasn't in a place in my life to make an emotional commitment.
Why are you dressed for a funeral?
Chin up, you didn't die from old age!
Ode to Fight Club
On a long enough timeline, the survival rate for everyone drops to zero.
My PMS now has a body count!
Since Zeus's human pet loves the movie Spaceballs I will steal a line in her honor.
Dark Helmet: If there's one thing I despise, it is a fair fight.
Hi Zeus! I'm not even trying to compete with these other great quoters LOL! Carmen is rockin' the house with hers!!
Try WebMD.com. They might have something on aching hearts
Think of it as a release from the bondage of my iron paw.
I DO NOT have tuna breath!
God gave me fangs for a reason.
It's Carmen's fault. She kept coming up with good lines so I have to kill more of you to think up good killing lines.
More Buffy :)
He is deader than Deadonia
Faith (on Buffy) "Slayin always makes you hungry and horny"
Buffy
"Good think about being a Slayer. Kicking ass is comfort food"
Buffy:
"For me, it's destiny"
"Ok, now you're just doing this to take funny pictures of me"
"OK, raise your hand if ewwww"
Welcome to the Hellmouth petting zoo
Why are they here? Sacrifices, trasure, or are they just getting "rampage-y"?
Getting back to the "not safe for any of us" concept
Strong is Fighting
He's some kind of demon looking for an all-powerful thingimibob
Well, you know, he was really pissed off.
I hate it when they drown me
The count of three is not a plan, it's Seasame Street
It's just pathetic. You're not even a loser anymore. You're a shell of a loser
I'm suffering the after effects of a bad night of badness
You get fang. i'll get horny
And what are we, if not women up to a challenge?
Hi Zeus. Thank you to your mom for her kind comment on my blog. It was much appreciated and she is so right about that strength! :-)
I don't think I can come up with lines that would rival ones already made or even that many. In the spirit of things though here is my effort:
"You're breaking my heart, so I'm staking yours".
How about:
"Suck this."
That gal from Paris always said you had no heart, now she's right
Please Mister please, don't blame me.
It's all fun and games until someone gets a stake through the heart
You grow up the day you first have to drive a stake through some vampires heart.
You laugh at me because I am different, I stab you the heart because your a vampire!
It’s just a job. Grass grows, birds fly, waves pound the sand. I just kill vampires.
I'll free you of your prison of having to walk through this world all alone.
Thou traitorous shard-borne death-token!
Whenever you are confronted with an opponent, conquer him with a stake through his heart.
Can I get you a hearse?
Just how do you prevent tooth decay?
You really could use a breath mint!
I have to admit being the giver of this stake through the heart is a hell of alot better then receiving it.
Is that a stake through your heart or are you thrashing about in your death throws because your happy to see me?
Who's your impaler now!
So whats your sign?
Whats a little stake through the heart between friends.
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