1. A one-year membership to e-Harmony given to you by your aunt
2. A one-year membership to Weight Watchers given to you by your mother-in-law
3. A racquetball racquet when you don't even play the sport
4. An American Express gift card: You get to pay for your own gift the first time you use it. Your $6.00: Don't leave home without it.
5. Dr. Scholl's Odor-eaters: Is there some sort of hidden message there?
6. The infamous toaster
7. His and her's matching bowling balls with coordinating bags
8. The Razorba back shaver
9. The Chia Pet and all new, Chia Alarm Clock
10. A homemade rubberband ball
11. Oops! Disposable Panties for that person on your list with incontinence
12. Spice World on DVD
13. Black Suede Soap-On-A-Rope