Dear Zeus and Isis,
I know that you might think I am a mean person, but I am flying out of town today to spend the holiday with my family. Do not think I love either of you less simply because I am not here. I will be thinking of you the entire time I am gone, especially when my family and I eat The Feast of The Seven Fishes. I will return soon, but remember: I have my eye on you even though I am gone!
Love you both,
Marina
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PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR-TAY!
Ding-dong, the witch is de...HUH? FINE! I! WILL!
[Clearing her throat, clasping her front paws together properly and offering a sweet smile...]
I am not just saying this because my Agent has me by the tail and is forcing me. It comes from the bottom of my cold, pea-sized heart:
Merry Christmas to Marina, Isis, Zeus and all the Human Pets they tolerate...I mean love.
Have a safe trip to the fish feast and bring nice things back for your babies.
Ho ho ho!
PARTY TIME PARTY TIME PARTY TIME PARTY TIME!!! what can we bring?
WHAT! Mommy is gone? Call the felines, call the puppies, bunnies, birds and iguanas. Its pawty time, Zeus and Isis.
P.S. Zeus, you can always blame the mess on Isis. BYOPPP (bring your own puppy pee pad).
"Feast of Seven Fishes"? Oooh, we've heard of that! Yum! Double Yum!
Oh yes! Party! We need to get away from the lazy human anyway. And you live so close! We hope Marina and her family have a wonderful time together. We will make sure the house is safe from other humans ...
Roxie, Sammy & Andy
When's the party?
I hates when my human goes away.
if we weren't snowed in here, I'd come party too.
Zeus ...
Expect me there inside an hour. I'm bringing a spiral sliced half ham, a liter of milk, and Twister® ... Crank up the stereo!
DaisyMae Maus
Well, one of those fishes is stinky anyway Zeus, so maybe you are making out.
Hey! Are humans invited to the party? LOL
I still haven't recovered from the last party we had at your place! So when should we arrive?
Anyone and everyone can come over! Try to bring at least one food item so we can all have a big feast! I just love it when the human pet goes out of town.
LIVE IT UP!!!
Well whilst the human pet is away we cats will surely play. She can haf her feast of the fishies and we'll bring ofur some vishus deer meat and we haf some beef and lots of shrimpies. Plus we gots some bags of nip. Get ready, say *party, party, party* five times for the points of the North star and we'll be right there!
We're on our way and we will bring Duck Sheba wiv us
The Feast of the Seven Fishes look really good. Too bad I don't know any Italian.
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