Are you the alien love-child of the Empress Kukka-Maria? Are you perhaps the Empress' biological father and are willing to take a DNA test to prove it? Maybe you want to let the whole world know about that one horrific night along the Las Vegas Strip, revealing all of the hot details concerning the Empress, the monkey, the bottle of cheap tequilla, and the mittens?Or perhaps that's just my hot story...blush!
Nonetheless, The Empress Kukka-Maria is having a roaring fun contest all this next week. All you have to do is craft a story concerning she and you before the tabloids do. This is a fantastic way to get more visits to your blog, and best of all: The winner receives his/her choice of any Kukka designer tee from Kukka Couture!
So head on over there now to the Empress' Scoop the Tabloids Contest and may the biggest pile of bull-kukkah (pun intended) win!
10 comments:
Well Zeus, since you're a member of the "Tomcat Stable", we're sure you'll have a juicy story to tell. You can scoop the tabloids and we'll get to read all about it in the comfort & privacy of our own home without having to stand in line at the checkout counter!
I posted my tabloid story! Can't wait to read yours. :)
Oh boy oooooh boy!
*ABBY
Zeus, what is your story? You know the Crew is right...! Inquiring Minds want to KNOW!
I read Carmen's and it was hilarious. I can't wait to read yours since it's coming from a feline's point of view.
We just might have to check that out ~Merlin, Shadow, KO KO
All of my stories for the contest are on Kukka's blog if you want to check them out.
Oh, Zeus! The pressure! You're scaring me. LOL.
I'll check it out. Be back later.
Wow, what a grate contest. Is a tabloyd kinda like the thing that mosus caried in the history channel documentaries? We onlie know that cause the history channel is rite next to animal planet!
Word. A lot of good entries. Too bad yours were eliminated because you outed me as a slut.
No one knew that before, right?
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