Friday, October 20, 2006

Kitty Litter Cake

With Halloween approaching, why not think of this delightfully horrific cake? It's sure to make quite the impression on your guests!

Cake Ingredients:
1 box of Spice or German Chocolate cake mix
1 box of white cake mix
1 package white sandwich cookies
1 large package vanilla instant pudding mix
12 small Tootsie Rolls or equivalent
A few drops green food coloring

Serving "Dishes and Utensils"
1 NEW cat-litter box
1 NEW cat-litter box liner
1 NEW pooper scooper

Directions:
1. Prepare and bake cake mixes according to directions in any size pan. Prepare pudding and chill. Crumble cookies in small batches in blender on food processor. Add a few drops of green food coloring to 1 cup of cookie crumbs. Mix with a fork or shake in a jar. Set aside.

2. When cakes are at room temperature, crumble them into a large bowl. Toss with half of the remaining cookie crumbs and enough pudding to make the mixture moist but not soggy. Place the liner in the litter box and pour in the mixture.

3. Unwrap 3 Tootsie Rolls and heat in a microwave until soft and pliable. Shape the blunt ends into slightly curved points. Repeat with three more rolls. Bury the rolls decoratively in the cake mixture. Sprinkle remaining white cookie crumbs over the mixture, then scatter the green crumbls lightly over top.

4. Heat 5 more Tootsie Rolls until almost melted. Scrape them on top of the cake and sprinkle with crumbs from the litter box. Heat the remaining Tootsie Rolls until pliable and hang it over the edge of the box. Place box on a sheet of newspaper and serve with the scooper. Enjoy!


31 comments:

KXBC said...

Yucks! Looks like big fat worms have invaded your litter box.

Ariel said...

Not very appealing.Yet the little beans might like it.

The Meezers said...

that is horrifying!

Gemini said...

Oh Momma said someone made that for a mutual friend on her birthday and she couldn't eat it 'cause it looked so real!

DEBRA said...

Now Zeus are yu sur that is a toot-z roll?

*ABBY

George, Tipper, Max & Misty said...

You've performed a valuable service to all dieters or those craving sweets, especially our Mom. She just said "Ugh, I'll never eat cake again without thinking of this!"

Thank you, Zeus.

Derby said...

Mum laughed when she saw this and said she has seen one and eaten from it. Plus she calls my, ahem, business, tootsie rolls too.

Anonymous said...

Oh, we cannot even look at that. It is too disturbing.

kailani said...

LOL! Okay, now that is just disgusting!

Aloysius said...

Zeus, are you going to throw a Halloween party?

DivaP said...

Hmmm would this be wrong to send in with my son as a snack in kindgergarton? ROFL

ML (Mary Lynn) said...

...way too realistic...

IndyPindy said...

Zeus, that is SO COOL!!!. It looks SO REAL!.

I love the real kitty crunchies, but my mom doesn't let me eat those.

cat_aunty said...

OH. MY. GOD.

Sparky Duck said...

great idea, though not going to find a spot in my recipe book, too lifelike :)

Grr, Midnight & Cocoa said...

our Lady's human sister made that fur a party once. she just left it out an didn't 'splain nuffin. sum people figgered it out though

Samantha said...

That is just too disgusting! And, I think that looks too much like the real thing to ever want to eat it!

Millie said...

Oh yeah, that looks REAL appetizing.

NOT!

NOLADawn said...

Oh that is so freakin' awesome!!! The cat lady will definitely be bringing this for work on Halloween!! :)

K T Cat said...

How lovely.

I've got an idea for combining a bunch of holidays into a single directions. Check it out.

Rascal said...

Hahahahahahahahahaha! Good one Zeus!

Pink Chihuahua Princess said...

Oh my! You know, I bet that a child would love this.

Les Trois Chats said...

That is just SO WRONG! I am still laughing!!!
~ tammara

Rosie & Cheeto said...

Ha, we wuld nevur eat it cause it luks to much like owr stinkies but aftur owr lady said yuckie, she luked closur at it, smiled and said that as long as thowse are tootsie rolls she wuld try it.

We thawt that maybe if thares eggstra aftur the party we might use it as an eggstra littur box!

Ayatollah Mugsy said...

Oh my ...

Lone Star Purrs said...

Grammy sented this res-e-pe to Momma! She (momma)thought about makin' it for a Halloween party. It IS pretty gross lookin'!

Jake and Bathsheba said...

Our Mom says, "EGAD!" Thanks for sharing.

~J&B

Carmen said...

as the scooper of the real kitty litter in the house, I can say I couldn't eat this. But it's certainly a fun idea!

Anita said...

Muhahahahahahahahahaha!

You wait guests in Hallowen?

=^.-^=

Anonymous said...

I have seen this before, and I agree... no matter how good it might smell, thoughts of the real thing in my garage would stop me in my tracks.

I especially like the one hanging over the side of the box. Very realistic, LOL!

Kukka-Maria said...

I would use more "organic" ingredients if I were to make it.

I'm just sayin'...