Tuesday, July 25, 2006

Home...safe and sound

Dear feline, canine, and human friends,

FINALLY! The human pet arrived home today at around one in the afternoon. I was so happy to see her that I ran up to her, rubbed myself all over, and followed her...coughs!...I mean, I went off to the bedroom, and I refused to show her any attention as she had been so incredibly thoughtless as to leave me here by myself with my schizo sister, Isis. That's just torture, and I won't have it.

Now, my human pet is mumbling something about how she did not have Internet for the past five days at her parents' house in Pittsburgh as they were remodeling their home. She's trying to apologize, but I'm ignoring her. She says she has pictures to show, but I'm pretending not to care in this supposed extended family of mine.

I bet she went on vacation to visit with her other feline companion. Some purebred kitty, I bet, who can stand on only its front paws and brings her treats in the middle of the night on a serving tray. I hear about this all the time on the television.

9 comments:

PrincessMia said...

Welcome home Zeus's lady pet! Me and beanmom can't wait to hear all about your adventures.

Lone Star Purrs said...

We're glad that your pet maded it back home safely. Fanks for the post card...it's on our fridgemator.
::purrs::
~M&K

Ariel said...

Zeus glad your mom's back home. I bet she missed your adorable face.

The Meezers said...

Welome home Zeus's mommy! it's ok that you got 'acited Zeus - I do the same fing whenefurr mommy gets home too. i wouldn't werry about anofurr kitty, she came home to you!

Fat Eric said...

Yay, the human pet is home! I bet she was glad to see you and Isis. My humans are leaving me on Friday, unless I can think of something really devious to stop them.

Rascal said...

Give her the business, Zeus. She had no right to leave without your permission. Unless, of course, she brought you presents!

Grr, Midnight & Cocoa said...

anofur kitty on the side? we hope not! are there any offur signs of her cheating? our Lady has some stranger kitty's picture up as wallpaper on her puter an she keeps sayin he's so cute an we think there's somefin strange goin on an we just wrote a little song bout it on our blog

George, Tipper, Max & Misty said...

Hi Zeus! We're glad you're posting again. Oh, and we got your great card.

We agree with Rascal...your pet DID bring you something, right? Don't give in until you see what it is, then you can consider allowing her to offer a few pats. But nothing more until you receive a full apology!

William said...

I sure hope your pet plans to make up for this complete outrage, leaving you for a squillion years like that.

So why is Isis schizo? She has the same coloring as my sis Olivia, and Olivia's a complete cuckoo girl. I think it's that dilute torti gene or something. You must tell us.