Tuesday, June 06, 2006

Update: Zeus Refuses to Leave Human Pet

Associative Press

KINGWOOD, TX - Zeus has stated that he will not leave the human pet's house states an anonymous source close to the family.

Zeus, who has been recently touring the world in The Amazing Zeus campaign, has steadily been visiting one site every other day thanks to the help of Phil Keoghan and The Amazing Race. So far, Zeus has visited with Princess Mia, Oreo, and the GGC (Gemini, Georgia, and Cheysuli). He was supposed to be visiting with Abby and the gang at Manx Mnews as of this morning.

How this will affect the campaign remains unclear, but speculation leans to "skipping one day". Sources inform us, though, that when Zeus saw the huge textbook his human pet had to read for her current one-week compressed class, his "eyes bulged with lust". The anonymous source claims this is the primary motivation behind Zeus' actions.

The imperial American tabby could not be reached for comment.

6 comments:

the letter b said...

methinks all your traveling has kinda affected the color of your fur, Zeus.

The Meezers said...

oh no!!! You're not gonig to see Abby today? She will be so disappointed. I fink I should teleport over there and comfort here. Heh heh heh. - Sammy

Gemini said...

But Zeus, that was such fun traveling! Plus, Momma says you can learn just as much by experiencing the world as by reading...

Victor Tabbycat said...

I fink you need to stay an help your mom study. Take a day or two off. School is like werk, but you pay to be there, an sumtimes you has to werk harder an play lesser. You'll get to see Florida soon!

Fat Eric said...

Hmm...methinks the "anonymous source" looks a lot like Isis!

William said...

You're a good boy to stay close to home right now, Zeus. The world can wait!