KINGWOOD, TX - Zeus has stated that he will not leave the human pet's house states an anonymous source close to the family.
Zeus, who has been recently touring the world in The Amazing Zeus campaign, has steadily been visiting one site every other day thanks to the help of Phil Keoghan and The Amazing Race. So far, Zeus has visited with Princess Mia, Oreo, and the GGC (Gemini, Georgia, and Cheysuli). He was supposed to be visiting with Abby and the gang at Manx Mnews as of this morning.
How this will affect the campaign remains unclear, but speculation leans to "skipping one day". Sources inform us, though, that when Zeus saw the huge textbook his human pet had to read for her current one-week compressed class, his "eyes bulged with lust". The anonymous source claims this is the primary motivation behind Zeus' actions.
The imperial American tabby could not be reached for comment.