Mommy won't let us anywhere near string. She read Brach's story a while ago and freaked out, so we are not allowed to have string around. or ribbons. or anyfing fun like that. - Miles
Yes, Brach's story should be a cautionary tale to us all. My mum freaked out the other day because she thought I had eaten string but it turned out to be blades of grass. I won't tell you where they were sticking out from but she was quite revolted by it!
My Momma is so parranoid that she squishes up the stringy stuff she uses on her teethies (aren't beans really strange?)efurry night in da toilet paper so we won't go fishin for it. What would any proper feline want wif somefink that had been in a bean's teethies for?
Not much string around our house. But Fluffmonster has to conquer the bed sheets every time the humans make the bed. They flop and slide around while woman and Fluffmonster wrestle with them, but after a while they stop, and Fluffmonster sits at the foot of the bed saying, "Ok, they've settled down now. I guess I will take a nap." I am not much for physical activity but I keep an eye on the girls in case they need some help.
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OMG...hilarious! We are big fans of The Onion at our house--even have a cd with "Doyle Redland" announcing squillions of important news stories.
Brach fought the string and lost--almost becoming a casualty! Thankfully, he was honorably discharged from the feline military after that battle!
Mommy won't let us anywhere near string. She read Brach's story a while ago and freaked out, so we are not allowed to have string around. or ribbons. or anyfing fun like that. - Miles
Yes, Brach's story should be a cautionary tale to us all. My mum freaked out the other day because she thought I had eaten string but it turned out to be blades of grass. I won't tell you where they were sticking out from but she was quite revolted by it!
It's a brave fight our toms are fighting out there, but the felines will emerge victorious!!
My Momma is so parranoid that she squishes up the stringy stuff she uses on her teethies (aren't beans really strange?)efurry night in da toilet paper so we won't go fishin for it. What would any proper feline want wif somefink that had been in a bean's teethies for?
*ABBY
Not much string around our house. But Fluffmonster has to conquer the bed sheets every time the humans make the bed. They flop and slide around while woman and Fluffmonster wrestle with them, but after a while they stop, and Fluffmonster sits at the foot of the bed saying, "Ok, they've settled down now. I guess I will take a nap." I am not much for physical activity but I keep an eye on the girls in case they need some help.
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