10. Everyone thinks he's so purrrrfect.
9. He rolls over on his back, and people think it's cute. I could roll over on mine, but then that requires effort.
8. How is fat cute and cuddly?
7. He may think I'm his bath slave, but if I didn't bathe him, he would never do it himself. This is my way of giving back to the community.
6. He's so fat I can't get to the food bowl. Are you sure he's not a ginger pot-belly pig? It's possible, you know.
5. Whenever I get to snuggle with the Mama on the bed, he jumps on the comforter and knocks me off. Do I sense jealousy?
4. Whenever Mama calls me, his name suddenly becomes "Isis". I'm sorry, but there can be only one.
3. Zeus is the only cat I know that chases his own tail, and when he does catch it, he bites down on it and welps. How stupid can you be?
2. Have I mentioned his Buddha Belly? No one wants to see that.
1. He didn't have to get anally expressed!!! (Maybe if he had, he could have dropped a few pounds. Chunky butt!)