tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25742768.post116250550144620266..comments2023-12-26T15:29:14.608-06:00Comments on The Zeus Excuse: Lecherous or lunacy? You decide.Zeushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06949112371403258618noreply@blogger.comBlogger14125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25742768.post-1162876893134741112006-11-06T23:21:00.000-06:002006-11-06T23:21:00.000-06:00Pal, numb yourself with catnip-lots and lots of it...Pal, numb yourself with catnip-lots and lots of it. It will soon be over if you keep yourself in a state of kitty oblivion.Diannehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00335147609261707774noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25742768.post-1162787661139757742006-11-05T22:34:00.000-06:002006-11-05T22:34:00.000-06:00Goodness Zeus, sorry to hear about your teeth. Ho...Goodness Zeus, sorry to hear about your teeth. Hope after you have them out you will feel so much better. If you are going to have some tequila have a few margaritas. They taste good and put you in la-la land and you won't feel a thing. <BR/><BR/>Caspercaspersmomhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08181735701966287433noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25742768.post-1162768521498557282006-11-05T17:15:00.000-06:002006-11-05T17:15:00.000-06:00Zeus, that is definitely one of the scariest movie...Zeus, that is definitely one of the scariest movies ever - though we didn't know the lions had a REASON for the rampage... although not a very good one, come to think of it...<BR/><BR/>Hope you get those teeth fixed and are feeling much better soon! (Mom said she best likes Val Kilmer from Tombstone, where he said stuff like, "I'm your huckleberry."<BR/><BR/>Heehee...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25742768.post-1162609037385212552006-11-03T20:57:00.000-06:002006-11-03T20:57:00.000-06:00Hi Zeus, I like Guinness so more power to you Z!!!...Hi Zeus, <BR/>I like Guinness so more power to you Z!!!! Hey, maybe you can find a cat that looks like Dean Martin and one that looks like Jerry Lewis and one like Liza Minelli and start the "Cat Pack" and you can keep boozing your way to singing stardom. <BR/><BR/>CalAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25742768.post-1162605340911266232006-11-03T19:55:00.000-06:002006-11-03T19:55:00.000-06:00Oh Zeus,First of all, can I just mention that Kukk...Oh Zeus,<BR/><BR/>First of all, can I just mention that Kukka said "bundonkadonk"?<BR/><BR/>Just had to say it, that's all.<BR/><BR/>Back to you, my dear Zeus. I'm so sorry that you are going to have to face such a procedure. I hope that you will be completely knocked out during your surgery. I will be thinking of you.<BR/><BR/>::purr::PrincessMiahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09385149244402160561noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25742768.post-1162597172714108682006-11-03T17:39:00.000-06:002006-11-03T17:39:00.000-06:00Zeus, baby! We hear you. Our ex-step daddy used ...Zeus, baby! We hear you. Our ex-step daddy used to try to give us chihuahuas beer. We hated it, but he just kept trying. Maybe that's why Mommy didn't like him anymore.Pink Chihuahua Princesshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16477089656943014259noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25742768.post-1162596808728280562006-11-03T17:33:00.000-06:002006-11-03T17:33:00.000-06:00Oh Zeus.....you will not turn on your family! You...Oh Zeus.....you will not turn on your family! You are just to sweet and loving to do that! Once your teeth are fixed you will feel like a new cat!Angel Junior, Orion and Sammyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01002421810123174314noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25742768.post-1162592120561936382006-11-03T16:15:00.000-06:002006-11-03T16:15:00.000-06:00You know, after reading Abby's tale of torment, pe...You know, after reading Abby's tale of torment, perhaps you should do a couple of tequila shooters <B><I>before</I></B> your operation! It might be just the thing to ease your pain...<BR/><BR/>Also, I think you should wear <A HREF="http://zeusexcuse.blogspot.com/2006/10/face-to-paw-style.html" REL="nofollow">your ninja costume</A> when you go to the vet. It will remind them you have the skillz to kick ass if they do you wrong!<BR/><BR/>Just don't fall asleep wearing it then like you did on Halloween. Sleepy ninjas just aren't scary!Kukka-Mariahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07183455435295563991noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25742768.post-1162589061237855882006-11-03T15:24:00.000-06:002006-11-03T15:24:00.000-06:00ZeusWe can talk...letteme tell you havin toofies o...Zeus<BR/><BR/>We can talk...letteme tell you havin toofies out is no walk in da park, ya 'know? Well I had a toof that had to be X-tracted. Momma wouldn't let me eat nofink for many many hours. She only let me have water. I should have know somefink bad was comin when they took me to the VET early one morning and just left me there. I won't speak of the horrible finks that they did to me. I couldn't even bear to tell Momma. When I woke up I was calling for Momma. She wasn't there I got scairt. Finally Momma came to save me and when she did all my furrs were a mess I was wild eyed and crying! For heaven sakes woman get me out of here. It took two days a'fore I could calm down. I can only tell you that I was glad once it was all ofur, but I hopes I nefur has to go frou that again! I'm wif ya Zeus!<BR/><BR/>*AbbyANGEL ABBYGRACEhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08777233381092226583noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25742768.post-1162569342584946072006-11-03T09:55:00.000-06:002006-11-03T09:55:00.000-06:00there are 2 sides to every story Zeus. i'm glad yo...there are 2 sides to every story Zeus. i'm glad you filled in the gaps. i don't know Val or Michael, if I did, I'm not sure I'd let 'em up for air, but when i was done with them, I'd definitely send them to help you. <BR/><BR/>You know what works for tooth pain? Vicadin. You won't care a thing about your teeth. Of course, then you might still 'drunk' dial kukka, but you won't care about that either.Carmenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15510611938483509612noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25742768.post-1162568726354707742006-11-03T09:45:00.000-06:002006-11-03T09:45:00.000-06:00Hmmm...First off, thank you for corroborating my s...Hmmm...<BR/><BR/>First off, thank you for corroborating <A HREF="http://felinesovereign.blogspot.com/2006/10/open-letter-to-zeus-lecherous-casanova.html" REL="nofollow">my story</A>. It is of the utmost importance that everyone be reminded I was right and not wrong.<BR/><BR/>The questions no one seems to be asking, Zeus, are these:<BR/><BR/>• Why drunk-dial my AGENT? Is she that much more attractive than me? Does my bundonkadonk not do it for you anymore?<BR/><BR/>• Why did your Human Pet think it appropriate to mix Tequila Spritzers for you paw over fist? Don't you think a <B><I>responsible</I></B> Human Pet would have encouraged you to do something more productive than get shit-faced? I'm just sayin'...<BR/><BR/>• Now that you've tasted the devil's juice, do you think you will abstain from drinking once your molars are extracted? Are you strong enough to "just say no?"<BR/><BR/>• Do you really think Val Kilmer and Michael Douglas will take time from their rigorous schedules of admiring me to come to your aid? That one is easy. Yes. I'll ask them to do that as a personal favor to me.<BR/><BR/>You know how I adore you, Zeus, and I want what's best for you. I think next time you're soused, you shouldn't refrain from drunk-dialing...YOU JUST REMEMBER TO ASK FOR <B><I>ME</I></B> WHEN YOU CALL!Kukka-Mariahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07183455435295563991noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25742768.post-1162566307267621932006-11-03T09:05:00.000-06:002006-11-03T09:05:00.000-06:00Bad teeth are bad things indeed. No one can fault...Bad teeth are bad things indeed. No one can fault you for your drinking, your human pet hasn't been there for you, you've been poked & proded, you have to have surgery, and then all the issues with Kukka. <BR/><BR/>I don't blame you Zeus, and it will get better soon!LZhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18395326253362300647noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25742768.post-1162566160361988772006-11-03T09:02:00.000-06:002006-11-03T09:02:00.000-06:00Ugh, yoo can be forgiffen fur ur laps in jujment. ...Ugh, yoo can be forgiffen fur ur laps in jujment. Soor teef will make good kitties do bad fings. I'm shur Kukka will forgif yoo. O.K. maybee a gift will haf to be involved. Hang in der, ull feel better once dat toofie is fixed.<BR/>Princess Ziporah (Zippy) (who's been der)Zippy, Sadie, Speedy and M'Geehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05278705867488184953noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25742768.post-1162565375074798422006-11-03T08:49:00.000-06:002006-11-03T08:49:00.000-06:00Zeusie, once you get your teef fixed, you will fee...Zeusie, once you get your teef fixed, you will feel better. We don't blame you for your prollem - you were in pain and you weren't finking clearly. Obviously, you are a kitty in need of some Human Pet caring and cuddling. And also in need of unnerstanding from all of us in the cat blogsphere. You're still the Zeuster to us - you are one awsome cat!<BR/><BR/>when is your oper-way-shun?The Meezers or Billyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05035027094894711341noreply@blogger.com