tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25742768.post115693853826077034..comments2023-12-26T15:29:14.608-06:00Comments on The Zeus Excuse: And Aristotle said, "Law is mind without reason."Zeushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06949112371403258618noreply@blogger.comBlogger29125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25742768.post-1157490109724355132006-09-05T16:01:00.000-05:002006-09-05T16:01:00.000-05:00I see your laws, but am I missing the one about yo...I see your laws, but am I missing the one about you buying me gifts and loving me passionately until the very last breath you take?<BR/><BR/>Hmmmm...I guess I thought you were a better Tomcat Stable member than that!<BR/><BR/>[Hurt, Kukka rushes away, face in paws.]Kukka-Mariahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07183455435295563991noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25742768.post-1157048773293172912006-08-31T13:26:00.000-05:002006-08-31T13:26:00.000-05:00Zeus, once again you prove beyond a doubt that Cat...Zeus, once again you prove beyond a doubt that Cats are the superior species. We don't have as many rules because we don't <I>need</I> as many rules.Rascalhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08438615206997507741noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25742768.post-1157044132848129212006-08-31T12:08:00.000-05:002006-08-31T12:08:00.000-05:00Simplify! The dwarf tossing law is hilarious. Lov...Simplify! The dwarf tossing law is hilarious. Loved this post.Sonia Sherrodhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11217479804084008086noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25742768.post-1157027814805678902006-08-31T07:36:00.000-05:002006-08-31T07:36:00.000-05:00We fink yer 3 rules are the best. We don't know bo...We fink yer 3 rules are the best. We don't know bout that chicken fing, but we do know they's got loads of fev-vers.Memories of Eric and Flynnhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07895995542393169845noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25742768.post-1157025993925643472006-08-31T07:06:00.000-05:002006-08-31T07:06:00.000-05:00Great post Zeus! I don't understand it either adn ...Great post Zeus! I don't understand it either adn it is confusing for us humans to remember all these laws. We also ahev some daft ones in the UK. For example, all hackney carriages (taxis) must keep a bale of hay in the boot (trunk) for the horse! English men are required to practice their swordsmanship on a Sunday despite other laws telling us we can't carry swords or knives anymore! It's very confusing. Your way seems much simpler :-)Bobkathttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11842625953465490864noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25742768.post-1157005397222905372006-08-31T01:23:00.000-05:002006-08-31T01:23:00.000-05:00we live in Cally-4-knee-a an we didn't know 'bout ...we live in Cally-4-knee-a an we didn't know 'bout the whole permit think, so we followed yur linky. turns out, it's only in Ventura County an we're in Lost Angie-less County so it doesn't apply here. thank goodness.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25742768.post-1156999304208576362006-08-30T23:41:00.000-05:002006-08-30T23:41:00.000-05:00Haaal-leeee-U-laaa Zeus. We cudn't have rote it be...Haaal-leeee-U-laaa Zeus. We cudn't have rote it bettur areselves. We are soooo much smartur than homosapiens. Yer kinda like that smart guy "anon" who rites all thowse quotes. Hes vary vary brite, just like yoo!Rosie & Cheetohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01359971024346384434noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25742768.post-1156998196032082382006-08-30T23:23:00.000-05:002006-08-30T23:23:00.000-05:00Zeus; Tristan Brighteyes and Stargazer LittleGirl ...Zeus; Tristan Brighteyes and Stargazer LittleGirl think I should definitely take your advice. Stargazer LittleGirl has already been visiting my lap for computer lessons. Now I see what she has in mind; somehow she heard of you and your blog, and she wants to learn enough to know what to do when she sneaks onto my computer when <I>I'm</I> not around.<BR/><BR/>You might enjoy my post about the adverntures of Miss Chef (aka Stargazer).The Wandering Authorhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05404559867270050616noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25742768.post-1156995048733443452006-08-30T22:30:00.000-05:002006-08-30T22:30:00.000-05:00Oh, and we forgot to mention the Virginia bathtub ...Oh, and we forgot to mention the Virginia bathtub law! Mom didn't know anything about that. She and Dad must be outlaws since we live in Virginia and our bathtub is inside.<BR/><BR/>~J&BJake and Bathshebahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06969341067459085303noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25742768.post-1156994931471693992006-08-30T22:28:00.000-05:002006-08-30T22:28:00.000-05:00Zeus, you are a wise kitty, and we're glad to make...Zeus, you are a wise kitty, and we're glad to make your acquaintance. Thanks for visiting us on our new blog.<BR/><BR/>~J&BJake and Bathshebahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06969341067459085303noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25742768.post-1156991651448927442006-08-30T21:34:00.000-05:002006-08-30T21:34:00.000-05:00Beans have such silly rules. I like your rules bet...Beans have such silly rules. I like your rules better, they fit us kitties just fine.Just Duckyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03428843507549128138noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25742768.post-1156985679514301652006-08-30T19:54:00.000-05:002006-08-30T19:54:00.000-05:00Um...how does that any of that chicken thing work?...Um...how does that any of that chicken thing work? Oh, never mind. I am way too young to know.Ivan from WMDhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03558309027673301934noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25742768.post-1156985075195609612006-08-30T19:44:00.000-05:002006-08-30T19:44:00.000-05:00Zeus, yoo are very very smart. Did yoo go to many ...Zeus, yoo are very very smart. Did yoo go to many many yeers of collij? <BR/><BR/>I liked what yoo rote, but can yoo explane whut yoo meen by having sex with chikkins? I don't know what that is. Or is it just a typo and yoo ment "having <I>six </I>chikkins"?Skeezix the Cathttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08964075208602352634noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25742768.post-1156977677999766832006-08-30T17:41:00.000-05:002006-08-30T17:41:00.000-05:00Hey Zeus, I think your three laws should do it. E...Hey Zeus, I think your three laws should do it. Eat, sleep and be merry. Oh, and use the box when you have to. Gosh, humans do seem to be seeped in laws and whatever. Just give me my nap time and I'm happy.<BR/><BR/>Caspercaspersmomhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08181735701966287433noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25742768.post-1156973620433986302006-08-30T16:33:00.000-05:002006-08-30T16:33:00.000-05:00Those are the bestest rules ever!Those are the bestest rules ever!Madness, Trouble, Squish and Milkbonehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02368723357507438999noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25742768.post-1156971328541725242006-08-30T15:55:00.000-05:002006-08-30T15:55:00.000-05:00Zeus, you always find the most interesting things ...Zeus, you always find the most interesting things to show us. We completely agree with your 3 things though. Everything else is unimportant!The Crewhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10777994303135246282noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25742768.post-1156960173785107932006-08-30T12:49:00.000-05:002006-08-30T12:49:00.000-05:00Wha... what?!!! Bathe once a year, you say? My bea...Wha... what?!!! Bathe once a year, you say? My beans behave as though it is illegal to bathe less than once a day!<BR/><BR/>~Bombay=^..^=https://www.blogger.com/profile/17861876702339943734noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25742768.post-1156958127227221772006-08-30T12:15:00.000-05:002006-08-30T12:15:00.000-05:00I was not aware of this Texas chicken law. Fortuna...I was not aware of this Texas chicken law. Fortunately, I do not think I will have to alter my day-to-day routine to conform to the law.Ayatollah Mugsyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09125273995287780992noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25742768.post-1156955859376042442006-08-30T11:37:00.001-05:002006-08-30T11:37:00.001-05:00When I am president, Zeus, believe me, your rules ...When I am president, Zeus, believe me, your rules will be at the heart of all rulesAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25742768.post-1156955830237536262006-08-30T11:37:00.000-05:002006-08-30T11:37:00.000-05:00Momma says humans need to learn to live life one l...Momma says humans need to learn to live life one litter box at a time.<BR/><BR/>She liked that postGeminihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16169799724125748325noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25742768.post-1156954607415218972006-08-30T11:16:00.000-05:002006-08-30T11:16:00.000-05:00um Zeus my friend, FANK YOU FANK YOU FANK YOU for ...um Zeus my friend, FANK YOU FANK YOU FANK YOU for making my mommy snort her McDonals Large Hazlenut Iced Coffe out frough her nose. That was truly awsome. Something about chicken sex and then I could understand anyfing else. Quick, write somefing more funny so that I can see the coffee come out her nose again! - MilesThe Meezers or Billyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05035027094894711341noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25742768.post-1156952362800898612006-08-30T10:39:00.000-05:002006-08-30T10:39:00.000-05:00Oh I wish I could live like a kitty. but beans we...Oh I wish I could live like a kitty. but beans wear clothes, live in big dens and cook their food...all of these cost money that we have to work for. And they have laws about working too.<BR/>But Lilly, Trina & Trudy will gladly follow your laws. =:3 =:3Renee Nefehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08167893445846427824noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25742768.post-1156948642392837042006-08-30T09:37:00.000-05:002006-08-30T09:37:00.000-05:00Zeus, the Lap Lady wishes to thank you for making ...Zeus, the Lap Lady wishes to thank you for making her work day more bright. Looks like the Tall Man could have been arrested for having a his fancy facial hair when he lived in Massachusetts.LZhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18395326253362300647noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25742768.post-1156947816175252722006-08-30T09:23:00.000-05:002006-08-30T09:23:00.000-05:00Zeus...good laws there, but unfortunatly us beans ...Zeus...good laws there, but unfortunatly us beans have to make the money to pay for a place to sleep and use the litte box, and food to eat...but if I ever win the lottery, I am right there with ya babe!Rickihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01490159297331755319noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25742768.post-1156946263762621182006-08-30T08:57:00.000-05:002006-08-30T08:57:00.000-05:00Ah, the simple life. If only, dear Zeus. We'd live...Ah, the simple life. If only, dear Zeus. We'd live in a pit of baby mess, however ;).<BR/><BR/>*psst* <A HREF="http://lilduckduck.com/carnival-of-the-vanities-206/269" REL="nofollow"> Carnival time</A> with the ducks, check it out!Mama Duckhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05121847063760369799noreply@blogger.com